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Alex // 16 // New York // Jack Barakat licked my hand one time and I'm never going to shut up about it
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always-alltimelow:

baraquack:

Remember that time when Jack and Vinny got arrested for jaywalking?

YOU CAN GET ARRESTED FOR JAY WALKING??

kiercns:

hypeoverload:

kiercns:

ur not punk if ur not nice

wrong

UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE 

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

Me as a Parent

  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

vinebox:

When bae’s not in the mood.

pedromirfilho:

WAT TIME IS IT JESUS CHRIST

corneliusalba:

constable-frozen:

olaf mark7

what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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obamasbigblackdick:

astralzito:

I JUST WANT TO LET MY MANY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT LAURA aka: “OBAMASBIGBLACKDICK” HAS ACTUALLY SUCKED MY DICK EVEN THOUGH SHE LIKES POON. WOW WHAT A LIER

why the fuck would i settle for your baby carrot penis get fucked meme boy